Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the leering experience.

by LivefromNY August 27, 2009

deuce up

peace, goodbye, I am out, peace out,holding up 2 fingers, the peace sign, chunck the deuce-2 fingers upthe middle and index finger

It's over....Deuce up!

by Mellow October 31, 2004

Snap a deuce

The act of having to use the sphincter to break apart a shit, in order to make it into a size that can be managed more easily by your shitty toilet.

Can also be used to describe the act of shitting.

"Where's the crapper, I gotta snap a deuce!"

by Brendon November 18, 2003

lay a deuce

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.

I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.

by Shit Brick August 17, 2004

chunk the deuce

later

im leavin yo, chunk deuce.

by kt July 20, 2003

Dub Deuce

1. A simplified term for 22 inch rims, typically on an SUV. Derived from dub (20), with deuce (2) added.

2. In rarer cases, this can be used to shortly name a 20 inch long piece of fecal matter, or shit.

A. Nigga be rollin' dat Caddy wit da dub deuces all in! Sheeeit!

B. Ralph ate too many crackers, and he ended up dropping a dub deuce in the middle of the party.

by Spankey November 21, 2004

Deuce Mcallister

1. noun/:NFL running back who plays for the Saints

2.the hugest of all shits, origin: derived from deuce
also known as: Doogenstien, Deuce Staley, Doogie Houser, or Doogie House, MD

1. man, Deuce Mcallister is the only decent player on the entire saints team!

2. i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a deuce mcallister!

by ballzdeep April 11, 2005