Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard

Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

Bad Custard

A euphemism for stale or dehydrated ejaculate.

A lack of personal hygiene is apparent as there are still the telltale signs of bad custard on her sheets.

by Farfignootan August 1, 2022

on custard

the shit hayden allison be sayin all the time, just means on god

"you fr?"
"on custard"

by Dogatorix July 4, 2022

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022