Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.
That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
Get the Crotch Tracksmug. A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.
"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"
"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."
"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."
by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016
Get the crotch-kickermug. Herpes............ That is all.
by Aunt Jemimah Buttersworth October 14, 2011
Get the crotch cratersmug. by wassuppthenn August 23, 2011
Get the crotch soupmug. by I put the T&A in Tax February 19, 2009
Get the Crotch Tinglesmug. (usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,
Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.
Fezz: Mmm, salty...
Fezz: Mmm, salty...
by Fezzum February 26, 2011
Get the Crotch-waddlemug. An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.
Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.
by walterc February 9, 2015
Get the chewbacca crotchmug.