Feral Cougar

A Feral Cougar is a particularly aggressive and untamed strain of single women generally over the age of 35 who frequent clubs, supermarkets, and local events in order to score with a much younger man. Feral Cougars rarely sleep in the same place from night-to-night and often resort to scratching and clawing for a free meal if necessary. Even your every-day, garden variety Cougar can quickly come to resemble a Feral Cougar after a few too many Margarita’s or White Zinfandel’s, and often can resemble a Feral Cougar in looks, appetite, and appearance the day after a successful night of Cougaring. Feral Cougars are extremely adaptable, particularly cunning, and can be found in all extremes of latitude, longitude, wealth, and health.

Lets go somewhere else, the last time I was there an entire pack of Feral Cougars had taken over the bar.

by Daylorb August 27, 2009

ride the cougar

To smoke marijuana. To get stoned.

hey lets ride the cougar!

by cool kids November 23, 2007

cougar killer

A cougar killer is a guy that likes to have cougars hunt him.

Hi, I'm Jacob Weaver, the cougar killer extrraordinare.

by tallismon October 7, 2008

cougar crush

Having a crush on a cougar. See cougar.

Alex: Damn, that chick is smokin' hot!
Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.

by tcufrog08 April 14, 2008

male cougar

I am a 51 year old single parent whom has put my son into university. I now want to have a relationship with a 25 year old woman for many Good reasons; does this make me a looser? I think not and they are lining up so neither do they. Obviously!!!

a male cougar is also called a rhino.

by auditr March 27, 2011

Cougar Cub

A young lady/girl who you can tell at an older age (40+) will be a banger. Pre-cougar period.

Person #1: "Look at that girl over there. You can tell she's gonna be a hot momma."
Person #2: "Yeah, she's a definite cougar cub!"

by Ctodamuthafuckin'ODY May 22, 2010

Cougar Cub

A lovely young female who may or may not be a cougar herself. Men...or boys of all ages want her and she will continue to suss out what potential is out there until she finds someone worthy enough of her cougar-like antics.

Damn, I wish that cougar cub would hit on me.

by t_twloha September 17, 2009