the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
Get the church of beermug. by Midwest Danger Crew December 22, 2021
Get the Purple churchmug. Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.
Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.
by anteater97 July 26, 2009
Get the Church Rabbitmug. Technodeist Church, also referred as Technodeist Cult, is a name used to refer to churches and cults that use techodeism and scientific deism as the main base of their cults. Usually advocating the search for spiritual beings and gods on the same style of search for aliens, the development of technodeistic technologies and the creation of graduation courses related to technodeism and scientific deism.
"My city is about get a technodeist church, they are even building a big technological center for search for spiritual beings and gods here, it is really fucking crazy tho."
"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."
"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."
by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021
Get the Technodeist Churchmug. It is a Church that you go to to hid from the Immigration police. We Pray to Mr. Potatohead. He is Our main god. We Call him Daddy. Join our Church and Follow our Insta Minecraft_Church
by Yah yeet yah April 13, 2019
Get the Minecraft Churchmug. • To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
by Budwudder March 7, 2015
Get the Church Jerkmug. adjective; an offensively funny person.
by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
Get the Church Fartmug.