if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...
this phrase was invented 10/24/2016
this phrase was invented 10/24/2016
I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...
"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"
"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"
by Jewgene October 24, 2017
Get the i dont know your life, i dont pour your cerealmug. The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
by Urmommia June 29, 2023
Get the I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milkmug. A person who pours milk in the bowl before the cereal.
A person who gives people anxiety based on the order of which they make their cereal bowl.
A person who gives people anxiety based on the order of which they make their cereal bowl.
"Nothing better than the milk in the bowl before the cereal. I guess I'm bi cereal."
Bro you must be bi cereal because that's not how you eat cereal.
Bro you must be bi cereal because that's not how you eat cereal.
by Anastacia Beaverhousin710 October 9, 2020
Get the Bi Cerealmug. When someone urinates and defecates into a toilet bowl and forces someone to else to consume all of it, it can be done in a sexual manner or involuntarily.
by Creamypenutbutter September 21, 2025
Get the Sewer Cerealmug. The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.
Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!
Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.
Alternate Example-
Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?
Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.
Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.
Alternate Example-
Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?
Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.
by AnOverweightStagBeetle May 5, 2018
Get the Cereal Fridaymug. by Morganhas September 12, 2016
Get the cereal bowledmug. person described by aucil as a "stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal," and "Not worth consuming and entertaining."
"Dude
What the fuck man
Every single fucking time
Without fail
Do you have anything to say?
You fuckin stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal
Not worth consuming and entertaining
Past your prime type cereal
Ugly"
quote from aucil
What the fuck man
Every single fucking time
Without fail
Do you have anything to say?
You fuckin stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal
Not worth consuming and entertaining
Past your prime type cereal
Ugly"
quote from aucil
by CerealShip January 15, 2024
Get the cerealmug.