i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal

if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016

I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"

by Jewgene October 24, 2017

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I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

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eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

by nutsandoats April 23, 2023

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Imposter Cereal

A crunchy, but also sometimes soft, marshmallow filled box of cereal that comes with liquid ice cream (served as milk). This delicious liquid ice cream is poured in before adding the scrumptious rainbow-coloured imposter shaped marshmallows. You eat this cereal out of the box

I’m going to have a bowl of imposter cereal this morning!

by Imposta cereal July 23, 2022

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Logansport Cereal

fruity pebbles marinated in milk overnight. A frequent delicacy of kids in logansport with single moms

Hey babe that was a great dinner! I have some great logansport cereal that’s been sitting overnight for desert.

by Cessna pilot 727 May 2, 2022

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macaroni cereal

Macaroni cereal is a very tasty dinner. It is made from Annie’s box white cheddar mac and cheese and is in a bowl of milk for you to enjoy. It is scrumptious, and is a perfect snack. ONLY PARKLES CAN MAKE THIS SO BACK OFF!

Bruhther, i’m dying for some macaroni cereal right now.

by ParkleSquad2 November 30, 2019

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