i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal

if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016

I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"

by Jewgene October 24, 2017

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

Fer-cereal

Are you serious??

Tiimmy: My mom got hit by a flying magic ice cream truck with 26 legs and a robo reptar cereal box arm!!

Jimbo: are you Fer-cereal?!?!?!?!!!?

by Rawrpeople April 25, 2010

Cereal Foot

A condition affecting the bottom of the feet which most often results from several or more hours spent playing volleyball in the sand, and that is characterized by a mild irritation of the skin at the soles of the feet, and which results in mild discomfort or soreness similar to the sort of discomfort that one might feel at the roof of their mouth after engaging in the over consumption of breakfast cereal.

I had a serious case of cereal foot from playing volley ball at the park all day.

by Arthur Peterson January 16, 2010

Dessert Cereal

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.

Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.

by trishphish June 21, 2010

cereal hour

Similar to happy hour, but with cereal. When the local grocery and drug stores are having sales on cereal, and you just buy as much boxes as you want to eat as much as you want in one hour. Good for when you are just bored and hungry.

OHH RiteAid is having a sale on Honey Bunches of Oats. I'm going on fucking cereal hour!

by gulsk329 July 9, 2010

gateway cereal

A slightly sweet cereal that leads you into eating other, sweeter, cereals.

"It has been established that Honey Nut Cheerios is a gateway cereal that often leads to Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch." - From Adult Swim: America Loves Lists: Hemptastic

by chofero November 3, 2010