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Canadian whisper

The Canadian whisper is when you tell a girl you've worn a condom, and at the last moment whisper "sorry".
"dude, I totally gave my girl a Canadian whisper last night, she was not happy."
by Serisin December 12, 2017
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Canadian Weeaboo

A Person who is obsessed with Canada. They may go so far as to learn French, Play Hockey, and Dress up as a Mountie.
Jon is a Canadian Weeaboo, because he is in French 3 and plays hockey.
by superminun October 17, 2018
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Canadian Convoy

The act of multiple men pulling a sex train on a woman while wearing trucker hats and saying "I'm sorry".
Man, 3 or 4 more drinks and that woman will be ready to take on a Canadian Convoy!
by 50Gunner1984 March 11, 2022
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Canadian Sex

A form of intercourse that exclusively involves a moose being penetrated by a pseudo-man that ends every sentence with 'eh' and drinks maple syrup as an alternative to water. You are most likely to come across Canadian Sex once you go north of the following States; Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, and Maine.
"Hey Alex, wanna go over to the woods here and try our luck with some Canadian Sex, eh?"
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."
by Dawnstopper March 21, 2021
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Canadian rage

A super nice or quiet person who is usually very forgo ice and sweet, but is hell when angered and ends up vocalizing all their opinions and true feelings all at once
Person one: dude, what happened with Becky last night?

Person two: We got Into a fight and I guess I insulted her because she got really angry and threw a book at me.

Person one: I told you she had Canadian rage.
by Lunar_potatoes778 October 28, 2015
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canadian creamsicle

The act of covering a males penis in a mixture of maple syrup and cum and after the mixture hardens having a female suck it off.

Similar to a Canadian Lollipop
Bill: Hey Steve I heard you went to Torronto, did you have sex with a Canadian yet?

Steve: Yes I did, in fact I let her suck on a Canadian Creamsicle!
by Renigadecrew October 22, 2018
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canadian sundae

when you take a dump and also find semen in the toilet
I went to clean the bathroom stalls and some nasty motherfucker left a canadian sundae in the toilet
by pd9000 December 3, 2017
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