Brandon

A total faggot

what a Brandon

by PFM12181 February 25, 2015

Brandon

Little Dick Prick

That guy is such a brandon

by vxudv October 21, 2014

Brandon

Gay ginger that likes black dicks in his ass and in his

He likes gay penis brandon

by jcns October 6, 2016

Brandon

Brandon likes to get ass fucked in the bathroom. Typically public bathrooms with strangers. Aka: glory holes.

"Hey do you know where Brandon is?"
"Ah dude he went to the bathroom so probs getting fucked idk"
"Ugh that's so typically 'brandon'."

by Idgafimonlyheretoproveapoint May 26, 2019

Brandon

A dumb nerdy kid, who only plays video games, talks about his girlfriend, and thinks he's awesome. He has a ridiculously small penis, but struts around like he has a noob tube in his pants. He's simply a dumbass

Guy 1:Bro, what the fuck is that guy doing to that girls hair?
Guy 2: Omg...he's sniffing it....he's obviously a Brandon.
Guy 1: What an annoying freak

by DJHAGGERMOUTH July 15, 2011

Brandon

A person who watches to much porn and decides to Smoke, Drink, Becoming a drug dealer and a rapist soon when he grows up. He bullys people and he's a very mean bitch.

Fuck you piece of shit brandon

by TheLoyalMan May 17, 2017

Brandon

A Brandon is a Player. He will pick 2 unlucky girls and go back and forth until they realize he isnt really that cute or interesting after all and find someone else. He is also extremely gay. Everyone suspects he likes penis in his butthole because he walks around like one is already stuck in it. He is also extremely boring. He is a big "oneword texter" and he'll make you make all the decisions and do all the work in the relationship. His Gayness isnt the only thing that is Flaming, his acne is HORRID. Over all he is a Jerk that cant be trusted, so dont waste your time on him.

Girl #1: Girl cheer up he isnt worth it
Girl #2: (in tears)
girl #1 : he is such a Brandon! girl you were just his cover!

by EX girlfriend (: November 5, 2011