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Beef blasters

A shitty gel blaster company that a little white kid tried to make, he though he was gonna become Jeff Bezos but his company didn't get any sales so he ended up throwing those shitty guns in the bin which he bought for over $1000.
Beef - Hey do you want my gel beef blasters?
Shadam - No fuck off
by Step Dorren June 11, 2020
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Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
by Cal563 June 12, 2024
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blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.
I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.
by BBlaster June 1, 2025
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pp blaster

its a pp blaster thats it
by gaminggoalie YT October 3, 2022
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Boba Blaster

Boba Blaster, when the male takes a straw and puts it in a females vagina during intercourse and spits down the straw.
"Dude, I did the boba blaster on Kaylee last night.
by therealdeus February 22, 2025
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Kentucky sand blaster

The act inserting a sand blaster gun into your penis and turning it on until it is full of sand and then placing your penis in her fart box and blowing a load of sand in her
Omg Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.
by 69chipmunks September 10, 2020
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SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)
"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"
by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018
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