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Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.
Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker
by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019
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Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning

After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.
Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.
by You have a chungal infection September 16, 2019
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Red Ripe Butthole

When your butthole is Flaring and it turns Red. Usually you will get a Red Ripe Butthole when you push out a big poop.
Oh My God Jim I have the worst Red Ripe Butthole Right Now
by JackerOffer6969 February 28, 2021
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Pavlov's Butthole

When you go to pee, but your colon decides it's time to take the Brownies for a swim. Happens too often to be a coincidence.
"I can't believe it Marge. Everytime I sit down to pee, my butthole thinks it's time to poop! I must have have Pavlov's Butthole!"
by Samuel Clemency May 18, 2021
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Cock Spindling Butthole

'A nice person'
"Hey dude you're such a cock spindling butthole."
"thanks"
by geotongdru August 29, 2023
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Eloquent but highly accurate phrase to describe California heat that is not normal, unnerving, stanky and mother@$!#ing hot!
"It was 111 degrees in the Bay Area today - I'm sure it's hotter than Dante's butthole!"
by AWebster April 19, 2018
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I want to get stuck up your butthole

This means you like someone. Duh.
Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020
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