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Too big for your basket 

To overestimate oneself.
Friend 1: I could totally get that smoking chick over there.
Friend 2: Nah, mate, I think you're getting too big for your basket.

eggs are in the basket 

The Eggs are in the basket. Ready? Open up!

Hungarian meat basket 

When you are jackhammering a chick and you stuff your balls in here pussy at the same time.
She was nice and full after I gave her a Hungarian meat basket.
Hungarian meat basket by Ceeyar August 28, 2015

Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.

cleveland chili basket 

An individual eats a lot of really hot peppers, which gives there fecal matter the consistency of runny chili. They deposit the fecal matter into a woman's vagina, aka, the chili basket. For an added bonus, you can repeat this process between multiple partners and have a Cleveland chili cook off.
So I watched a very riveting cooking show. They were serving Cleveland chili baskets to everyone.

Open a Basket of Snakes 

To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.
- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!