Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.

Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!

by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011

Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.

"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0

by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021

Trans-Bagel

A Bagel That Has Made A Choice.

Look At Betty With Her Trans-Bagel. 0_0

by Time And Money December 7, 2016

Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016

Lady bagel

1. Crazy asian white girl
2. Another name for a ham wallet

Did you see that lady bagel?!

by Jolliest October 5, 2018

Bagel Boom

When there’s to many bagels to sell so they’re given out for free and everyone gets bagel fever

Farmer: I wouldn’t go to Bagel Town son, the have the bagel fever because of the Bagel Boom

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

bagel nation

when jews love bagels so much they worship them

i am apart of the bagel nation

by edentheeater December 4, 2016