Flix Block

When your partner/friend constantly stands in the way of your Netflix time but still moans you can't watch without them

Man I would have finished Breaking Bad by now but my husband is such a Flix Block

by Anonymous8008135 November 3, 2016

Flop block

When someone raises pre flop in a game of Texas Hold'em poker, trying to block other players from seeing the flop for cheap.

He flop blocked the table by betting one hundred dollars pre flop and then showed pocket aces, why does he have to be such a flop blocker?

by Daniel Spahettian June 8, 2014

Rig Block

The action of a large 18 wheel rig turning into a highway without regard to traffic simply because their vehicle is considerably larger than yours.

Driver: "What the hell does he think he is doing?"
Passenger: "We just got rig blocked"

by jrscag May 22, 2009

mocha blocked

Being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the hell out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the hell out of the way.

Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.

by Hey_Hey April 13, 2010

Listener's Block

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"

Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.

by simbrose May 20, 2011

guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you lecturing at the convention this year?"

"Nah, I got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.

"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."

by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009