Mexican Cuck Blaster

A cuck that blast all over Jesus that lives in San Diego while slicing his balls into beat dice while he creams

I'm going to Mexican Cuck Blaster at Jayden's house

by Cooluser67 October 27, 2025

Noodle blaster

a nigger!

Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!

by Noodle Blaster May 7, 2023

Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

Ass blaster

A huge shit that makes one's Asshole hurt

"My last shit was an ass blaster"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

Finger Blaster Master

One who is noticeably more talented at pleasing women with his/her fingers than others, particularly in the vaginal region.

"That man is a pleasure sage." "Yeah, he is a Finger Blaster Master"

by Bigtoesmcgee April 17, 2016

New Year’s Blaster

When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan

James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021