baseball

a sport full of white guys who wear chains on there necks and hate lacrosse for no reason. they claim lacrosse is gay but in reality neither sport is gay, both are just spring sports involving balls and hard shafts/sticks

person one: wanna go play some baseball?
person two: not really sorry, it’s kind of boring, i mean, really boring

by all sports r kinda gay tbh December 8, 2019

Baseball

Gay

Friend 1: Wanna play baseball?

Friend 2: Nah dawg
Friend 1: We can shove the bat up our ass
Friend 2: Hell yah I wanna play baseball

by TheWhiteNeigborNextDoor December 12, 2019

Baseball

A game for softcocks

Damn he has such a softcock he has to be a baseball player

by Tat master May 26, 2019

Baseball

An sport where people who can’t handle the roughness and skill lacrosse takes

Bro1: it hurts to much to play lacrosse

Bro2: ik lets play baseball and be a virgin forever

by Laxboi7748 May 31, 2019

Baseball

A bunch of gags playing with balls

Joe: yo dude wanna play baseball
Kevin: you mean gay sex?

by Ur dad son June 4, 2019

Baseball

a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend

josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.

by Hunter416 June 21, 2019

Alaskan Baseball

When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.

Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019