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Asshole

A person who can be a straight up dick, an annoying fuck and a jackass in that key combination. But! Certain assholes, the funny assholes/nice assholes are usually cocky, outgoing, annoying, and very smartass causing a laughing stock in any room, chat, and classroom.
Funny Asshole
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*

Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
by Dragoness Of Heart December 31, 2017
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asshole

1. Someone who used to be your good friend but then befriended some jerks and became one himself.

2. The jerk mentioned above makes fun of you and ruins your reputation.

3. Your whole high school.
"what an asshole"
by 2k15sucks June 23, 2015
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Asshole

Self explanatory.
Guy- Who's the asshole now?
Other guy- The same one that was already the asshole, me. I'm the same asshole I've always been.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020
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Asshole

Someone who's not in line and never has been.
Sean is an asshole.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2019
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asshole

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.
Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.
by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014
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Asshole

Díana: Tyler fuck yOu ! You’re an asshole
Tyler: I know I am
by Gloryoongi July 5, 2018
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ASSHOLES

Valeria and Nick bitch ass who broke Anbhr Charger
Those assholes always breaking shit
by Ass_hole April 5, 2019
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