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Alyssa

A pretty bitch who likes all genders and gets all the boys and girls. She not a hoe but everyone calls her one. She likes to fight and she will mostly have braces. She doesn’t like the name emma. And her bestfriend name starts with a s
Alyssa shook all the boys with her beauty
by Shallow❤️😍 July 15, 2019
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alyssa

the most fucking annoying bitch you will ever fucking meet. she prob lives in jax florida. she tries too hard with guys and doesn’t realize she’s actually really fucking ugly.
yo, that bitch alyssa, ya i can’t fucking stand that bitch.
by thatoneslutlol March 18, 2020
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Alyssa

Alyssa's are snobby brats that think they are perfect. They usually have bleached blond hair and perfect cake face. They are backstabbers and they are very two faced. Usually anorexia wannabees and no one likes them in reality.
Look at Alyssa today she is looking extra eww
by #jconnorickiamevor August 6, 2015
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Alyssa

That girl over there is acting like an Alyssa
by Hentainigga June 13, 2017
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Alyssa

Usually a girl who is full of herself she is the biggest slut you will find , she thinks she can get all the guys but she can’t , sounds like she has a dick in her mouth and she smells like a fish store , Alyssa is the most annoying person you will ever see ,just seeing her face can ruin your day , she has friends who think they are really cool , they all act as if they are popular but in reality everyone hates them .
-“Did you walk pass Alyssa today she smelt so bad .”
~”yeh I’m sick of her and her friends acting as if they are the shit
by ~Dora~ June 14, 2018
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alyssa

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.
friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.
by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020
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Alyssa

Someone who dosent care what other people think and helps others even though she ends up brusing them
Dude 1 : Dude 2 after Alyssa helped me she gave me a black eye

Dude 2 : thats alyssa for you
by Imclosetoanotherbreakdown November 21, 2018
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