the most fucking annoying bitch you will ever fucking meet. she prob lives in jax florida. she tries too hard with guys and doesn’t realize she’s actually really fucking ugly.
by thatoneslutlol March 18, 2020
Get the alyssamug. A fugly slut who is an attention seeking whore has a cute face but that’s about ALLL this hoe has going for her luvssss chicken nuggets and cheeseburgers
by Alyssa Pinedo July 5, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa's are snobby brats that think they are perfect. They usually have bleached blond hair and perfect cake face. They are backstabbers and they are very two faced. Usually anorexia wannabees and no one likes them in reality.
by #jconnorickiamevor August 6, 2015
Get the Alyssamug. Usually a girl who is full of herself she is the biggest slut you will find , she thinks she can get all the guys but she can’t , sounds like she has a dick in her mouth and she smells like a fish store , Alyssa is the most annoying person you will ever see ,just seeing her face can ruin your day , she has friends who think they are really cool , they all act as if they are popular but in reality everyone hates them .
-“Did you walk pass Alyssa today she smelt so bad .”
~”yeh I’m sick of her and her friends acting as if they are the shit”
~”yeh I’m sick of her and her friends acting as if they are the shit”
by ~Dora~ June 14, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. 
the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.
by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020
Get the alyssamug. Alyssa is a weird person and fights over little things like who's pencil she has.Shes really pretty and is the kid at school with loaded perents so she has really nice clothes.
Alyssa your a butthole.
by Weird buttface May 19, 2019
Get the Alyssamug.