AI Bloatware

AI bloatware is the inclusion of unnecessary or excessive artificial intelligence features in products. These features often do not address real user needs and may even reduce usability, efficiency, or performance.

Key Characteristics

Non-essential features: Added because “AI” is trending, not because they provide clear value.

Complexity without benefit: Increases cognitive load or clutter in the interface.

Performance impact: Extra AI modules consume system resources without improving outcomes.

Marketing-driven: Positioned as innovative, but often superficial.

The new smartphone update is full of AI bloatware, with unnecessary chatbots and image filters that slow the device without improving its core functions.

by Dirtman777 September 23, 2025

Ai-ed

Ai‑ed (verb): looked up, researched, or solved with the help of an AI assistant or AI‑powered search, often for quick answers or summaries.

Past: ai‑ed (“I ai‑ed it”).
Present: ai‑ing (“She’s ai‑ing the recipe now”).
Synonyms: AI‑searched, chatbot‑checked, LLM‑looked‑up.

“No clue who invented Post‑its, so I just ai‑ed it.”

“Hold up, I’m ai‑ing the train times.”

“We ai‑ed the code bug and shipped before lunch.”

“He didn’t study, he ai‑ed the homework.”

"I didn't know how to fix my code, so I ai-ed it and got the solution in seconds."

by RealCount October 10, 2025

Communic-AI-tion

(noun) – When two humans talk, but both are really just forwarding what ChatGPT wrote.

“Our Communic-AI-tion is amazing — neither of us has typed an original thought in months.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Rel-AI-tionship

(noun) – A connection sustained more by algorithms than emotion.

“We’re in a solid Rel-AI-tionship — the bot handles our arguments.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Reli-AI-nce

(noun) – Total dependence on AI to think, write, or express yourself.

“My Reli-AI-nce is getting scary — I used AI to draft this apology and it made me cry.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Deleg-AI-tion

(noun) – Handing off your own thinking to a machine and calling it productivity.

“Teamwork makes the dream work — thanks to Deleg-AI-tion.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Emp-AI-thy

(noun) – Simulated compassion that feels real until you remember it’s code.

“His Emp-AI-thy was flawless — the chatbot even paused like it cared.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025