Exploding Shaft

To shoot up heroin into ones shaft while violently jerking off in a toddler's room

My new born cousin so hot I went into her room and did the exploding shaft

by Jerrod from subway June 21, 2017

Whaft shaft

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

Shaft

To be utterly brutalized by a midterm/final you did not study for.

Bill: Yo, fuck, I got shafted on the calc midterm.

by Hiadwer January 31, 2024

Shaft

The underside of a man's erect genitalia.

The shaft was the hardest part of his erect penis.

by Classifiedbunnycop July 28, 2016

shafted

when someone reads your message and doesn’t respond. Also known as boxing or leaving you on opened

Sarah: “ugh i don’t think chase likes me.”

Lilly: “why not ?”

Sarah: “he shafted me for the sixth time today.”

by cleverseal February 15, 2021

Shaft Shimmer

A Shaft Shimmer is another name for a handjob. This term was coined by Garrett.

Zach - last night totally got a Shaft Shimmer last night behind Gus'

by zachquinnfosho November 1, 2010

shaft-wind

An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.

“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”

by PMan401 October 26, 2019