Penelope was a lovely girl, so Shaft gave her a call. “Sit on my fence” he said. After all, the newly erected fence was newly varnished, and he knew she’d appreciate it.
by Penelope Turtle December 25, 2018
by Barratokuda November 13, 2014
The act of surfing the web while using the toilet usually done with a laptop almost never a desktop computer.
(Guy1 holding a laptop walks up to Guy2)
Guy1: I was on the toilet reading your article and-
Guy2: On the toilet?
Guy1: ...Yes I Sit N' Surf
Guy1: I was on the toilet reading your article and-
Guy2: On the toilet?
Guy1: ...Yes I Sit N' Surf
by Tuver4 July 13, 2011
The untimate defensive insult, complementing "your spleen." It implies that you are being a d-bag and should go anally violate yourself.
by clavis jotey November 09, 2004
Dude, what happened today?
Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.
Whoa. You must be wasted.
Do you have any Twinkies?
Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.
Whoa. You must be wasted.
Do you have any Twinkies?
by beefylinks September 26, 2006
Aka SOADAS; An insult equivalent to go fuck yourself. Often used to end an argument leave the person shocked and speechless. If used properly win everytime.
by Lil_poopie May 28, 2018
by Joey Tcif May 23, 2007