A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.
Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Hot Pocketmug. When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
by Kelskosh November 17, 2016
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Get the hot pocket in the showermug. A technique used in sexual intercourse, where the man shits in the girls vagina while fapping the girl. The man then turns the women on which makes her cum, and creates a mixture between shit and semen. The boy then licks the new mixture while the women moans out nazi propreganda songs and does a hitler salute. The man proceeds to spit out the mixture all over the women while the women moans out anti seismatic statements.
by meatbeater6969 January 7, 2022
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Get the hot pocketmug.