Wandering Sock

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.

I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!

by XCchamp June 17, 2009

Sailor Sock

a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom

Guy 1: "Yo, did you hear Nick banged Tiffany last night?"
Guy 2: "Tell me he used a sailor sock."

by dinsker2 January 2, 2009

Sock locker

A person who is smelly and disgusting like a locker full of gym socks.

Holy shit, that guy on the treadmill is a total sock locker.

I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.

by Oopsalberry October 2, 2014

sleeping with socks on

being the hottest mf alive

Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!

by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021

jack sock

A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.

Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.

"That guy's name is Jack Sock??!!"

by Jon Salat November 15, 2017

sharp sock

A cotton sock that is used to clean up ejaculation off of the bed. over time it dries and becomes crusty/ sharp at which point it needs to be replaced

Dude...watch out! You'll cut yourself on the sharp sock... my bad...my girl always leaves it out!

by apreston1978 April 13, 2009

Orange sock

When someone takes your pink sock and rub a orange on it

Jeff orange socked me last night

by Loofahkilla April 23, 2019