The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.
Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!
You: 😬
You: 😬
by TheBotches April 04, 2021
During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.
She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.
This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.
This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.
Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.
Tom: explains the sexual position.
Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.
Tom: explains the sexual position.
Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
by Bollybones June 16, 2022
<.7.9.7.6.>Cubans Are Known As The Twelve Labors Of Hera <Move Out> because They Remind Individuals Of Genetecism<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Cubans Are Known As The Twelve Labors Of Hera <Move Out> because They Remind Individuals Of Genetecism<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025
by Redpotato April 24, 2023
The act of inserting a cooled turd wrapped in banana leaves into a rectum using duck fat as a lubricant.
I thougth Jon Dibble wanted a hot carl for his birthday, but it turns out what he really wanted was a cuban brownout.
by Shagthefab February 20, 2024
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
My girlfriend said she wanted 2 spice up our sex life so I suggested that we try the Cuban donut hole. Now shes scared 4 life and I need a new girlfriend
by Brap Brap360 March 11, 2021