mellen cake

a lovely young lady who does good hand jobs on people, she is aka 'the rough one in bed'

wow she was a total mellen cake in bed last night, I'm chuffed

by jamisle the rreal shizzle January 24, 2017

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.

I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…

by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024

Cake Boss

A term used for a guy that is with a girl with a phat ass. This guy is usually well-hung and a respected individual.

Maire: Just saw cake boss with his girl on campus today. He must be packing to be able to handle all of that ass.
Bella: haha, the cake boss must be so proud to be with her. She is built like Kim K.

by Snake145 November 23, 2022

Cake

A ghetto nick-name that a Cuban guy calls his girlfriend.

Jake; You have a girlfriend?
Jeremy; Yeah I call her Cake
Jake; Ew why?
Jeremy; Because shes moist and whenever I see her I want to eat her.

Jake; Wtf bro..

by nonyabiss January 10, 2013

Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.

Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.

by DurtySouf June 7, 2018

fam cake

A family with excessively fat buttoxes.

Wow, that is a family with some cake. I wish my family had some fam cake.

by jdoggbhj January 17, 2017