God Smart

Some geniuses are God Smart
by liveforgiving July 16, 2022
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The Challenge to God

Then accept the challenge. Under the full weight of my accomplishment and in the absence of my incredulity, come and face me coward. No obfuscating the meaning of words. No withholding information. The "Truth" vs The Truth. Fully contextualized by the truth.
Hym "Then accept the challenge to God, coward. You and your coward God are a blight on the face of the earth and you fled and wept like a child because you didn't have gall to face me and then YOU CALLED IT THE OPPOSITE! You called it THE OPPOSITE! The said you were courageous for running and crying and hiding and lying. And you shielded the people leading a stalking a harassment campaign against me, chose to actively participate in it, and then enlist politicians to continue to allow it. You're an embarrassment. Shame unto your God! Pathetic."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen
Who is god? God is Jake!
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God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!
Who is God? God is Jake!
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Dank God

Dank God refers to someone who wants to be reffered to as a faggot, but will not tell anyone that they are acyually gay.
Woah Dank God finally came out!
by balallal February 01, 2021
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the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
by flashlight victim 7815 June 03, 2009
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god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too
Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad
by Butta Flyy September 02, 2022
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