Cakes and Candles

Term used instead of kill yourself originated from popular streamer Gaming With Dallas

Person 1 “bro you’re so trash”
Person 2 “cakes and candles!”

by yadi_beast4444 May 19, 2024

Wonky fruit cake

An ugly gay person

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"

by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024

Cake Candy

A cute colorful butt plug in a white girl

She had some real sweet Cake Candy on

by AlphaWolfBdsm May 28, 2024

Cake by the ocean

New slang for the sexual position of 69 with the woman on top and she has a squirting orgasm on the bottom partner’s face.

My girlfriend gave me cake by the ocean last night and I’m not sure if I’m gonna get my room deposit back.

by Konekline May 30, 2024

Hungarian hot cake

An act performed whereas 2 nude people are in the standing or laying position, with their butt cheeks touching firmly, and one of the individuals farts.

Things in our marriage were getting kind of boring. I saw her laying there with no pants on, so I gave her a Hungarian hot cake

by Masta_bluesman February 18, 2024

so cake

thats so good/the opposite of spinach

omg that outfit is so cake!

by pusspusspuss666 February 22, 2024

Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024