The Penalty Cunt

When you and your girlfriend are playing soccer and she starts arguing with the referee "you"...you then take off all of her clothes, lay her down, and then run and penalty kick her in the cunt. Your foot should penetrate the vagina.

My wife was arguing with me while playing soccer...I then gave her " The Penalty Cunt".

by Taco9648 February 1, 2015

Cunt Double

When a guy has sex with a chick who looks like a female version of them self.

Dude, that chick was totally your cunt double, really freaked me out to be honest!

by Scroutie McBuggerballs August 16, 2010

cunt tree

Horrible country music played by some rednecks, but is a lot more common with white trash and hicks. The origin of this term is, of course, a manipulation of the word "country", therefore making it derogatory and fun to use.

Those damn pro-Confederate, white trash Southerners are always blaring their cunt-tree music.

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

cookie cunt

Someone who pushes cookie on you and tell you it is for a charity

Lisa sell this sucker some cookie you know your the cookie cunt.

by specail_ed December 21, 2008

sick cunt

When u see someone who has OD'ed on steroids and they dance like a faggot while wearing undies, u call em sick cunt.

person 1(sees a mad-lad dancing like a faggot): oi sick cunt who taught you to dance like that and where'd you get the pants like that.
person2(faggot): oi none of your business, we all gonna make it brah !

by motherclucker420 April 28, 2022

Internet Cunt

Term given to nerdy computer users who become much more aggressive over the internet.

The term can apply to someone who is shy in person, but becomes a baddass on social networking sites.

" Dude Steven's ranting on Facebook again" " Yeah hes being an Internet Cunt"

" George, man, stop. Your being a classic Internet Cunt.

by Arab Hunter. February 23, 2012

Swapping Cunts

Sexual activity, specifically oral sex, between two people.

Swapping cunts, like most sexual slang terms, can mean any number of other acts. They include, but are not limited to: Making out, Vaginal intercourse, Anal intercourse, manual stimulation, fisting, 69, or any variety of shit play.

It is commonly said in a guido accent, as "Swappin' Cunts."

"You swappin'/swapping cunts in there?"

"Where's Ted?"
"He's with Kate... I think they're swappin' cunts."

(To the tune of "The Love Boat")
"Swah-pin Cunnnnnts"

by Mike Pfeiffer November 23, 2007