Poop Straw

The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act

All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns

by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024

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Poop Dungeon

1. A disastrously mismanaged bathroom, bedroom, or living space where entropy has won so completely that the environment becomes its own hostile ecosystem.
Think: the point at which filth stops being “a mess” and starts becoming a location.
A realm.
A biome.

2. Symbolically, a psychic basement—the part of your inner architecture where unprocessed junk, shame, impulses, and neglected patterns accumulate until they form a little subterranean kingdom of their own.
A shadow-realm made of everything you avoid.
A personal underworld built from the things you refuse to clean up.

“Dude, I opened my roommate’s door and realized he’s been living in a full-blown poop dungeon — that place has its own climate.”

“Therapy didn’t get hard until I had to open the mental poop dungeon I’d been avoiding for years.”

by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025

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