Big Brown Crayon

A big, hard turd!

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!

by Jesterger September 14, 2010

Brown Spotted Hyena

A cougar, but 10-20 years older. Characterized by looser skin, dated clothing, and a closer resemblance to your grandmother than your mother. Shares the same need as cougars to feed on the souls/cocks significantly younger men.

Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.

by calicanuck July 26, 2013

Australian Brown Kangaroo

The act of shitting on someones chest, and then jumping up and down on them like a kangaroo.

"I saw your girlfriend last night."
"Oh really."
"Yeah, I did the Australian Brown Kangaroo!"
"You asshole!"

by TheBloodyAussie July 20, 2012

The Brown Eyed Peas

A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.

Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one

Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.

by Zonal K October 25, 2019

French Fry Brown

When one is feeling no stress, like a big weight has been lifted.

Yo sense I got rid of that girl I’m feeling shades lighter. I’m french fry brown right now

by Be Easy, Be Free January 3, 2021

brown silo of love

Like the long, round narrow space that is used by some men, particularly farmers, to pack hay into, this cavity is also of roughly a similar shape, but on a smaller scale. It is also used for packing purposes by certain men who exhibit homosexual tendencies, particularly by the force exerted through the oscillation of the shaft of their penis. It is described as brown because of the burnt-amber coloration of the stool that sometimes adheres to the glans of the penis during its oscillatory motion, as well as other objects that are inserted, such as carrots and gerbils. The term may or may not be used when the two or more males involved in the interaction have romantic and emotional connections with each other.

Bruce: Hey, you sexy thang. Do you know what the most romantic part of me is??

Evan: It's your brown silo of love, right hon?

Bruce: That's it, baby. Now bust out that love muscle o' yers!

by Agent Napalm March 9, 2014

Brown Bottle Fever

1: A euphemism for being or appearing drunk.

2: Sometimes a euphemism for alcoholism.

3: Sometimes a euphemism for being hung over.

Examples:
1: A euphemism for being drunk.

Last night John Doe made a bunch of rambling incomprehensible posts and texts. He seemed to have brown bottle fever.

2: A euphemism for alcoholism.

The court ordered that John Doe do jail time, attend AA and have counseling. To shelter the children, we explained John Doe's absence; as going to school to research brown bottle fever.

3: A euphemism for being hung over.

John Doe has bloodshot eyes, he has been worshiping the porcelain goddess, and is very ill tempered and unproductive. I think he has Brown Bottle Fever again.

by scheme fighter July 7, 2011