It's when you cum on someone's face in the late evening when your lover (or really good friend) is sleeping. Then when he/she wakes up in the morning he/she will wake up with the crust of love.
by homeless geoff January 14, 2013
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Good morning, My Love
by A Therapist's Dream October 11, 2021
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Dylan(reading through texts): Dude, you and Laura are the lamest sexters ever
Tyler: We're wayyyy past sexting, we've moved on to Love Makexting
Tyler: We're wayyyy past sexting, we've moved on to Love Makexting
by Brozy Altidore September 21, 2010
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'Fuck, I went through a whole roll of T.P trying to wrangle the load of love yolk I blasted all over the toilet.'
by udm111 February 28, 2010
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Derek knew how serious his relationship with Rhonda after a romantic evening of love diving- the throbbing in his heart was exceeded only by the throbbing in his anus.
by Professor Thaddeus Higgleby April 15, 2015
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The love calculator seems to think i have 0% chance of working out with Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher. I think it's the real deal.
by Desiree1990 September 21, 2008
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