Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

Soapee Water

Goofy ahh person named Sofie but their friend called them Soapy Water then spelled it weird one time and it just kinda stuck

Soapee Water is sleeping right now.

by Hippy-Hair June 7, 2022

Sushi Water

What happened when Roey and Jonathan are close to each other.

Jachnun tastes good in sushi water

by Doodle tools June 3, 2025

Milky Water Torture

When someone puts a towel over your face and proceeds to projectile hoes cum onto said towel to slowly drown you

Also it’s a very tasty way to go out

He died by Milky Water torture

by Aaron The Sex Master April 2, 2021

Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mommie.

Ew gross, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019

module water

an expression of discontent

"Mrs. Petersen posted the DBQ rubric in modules. Fuck me ah shit module water."

by therealballwater October 15, 2021