razor poop

When your poops so dense and there's a lot of it, when it passes through your anal canal and gives you a slight sensation of razor burn.

Holy moly, grandmother's chicken pot pie just loaded me up with razor poop.

by Squirtle yum yum November 23, 2016

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venus poop trap

When your ass hairs catch your shit and becomes a tangled mess.

I took a shit and got caughr in my venus poop trap.

by Ras echo September 29, 2017

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I thought I had to fart-da-lart, turned out to be a poop-dee-loop. (See fart-da-lart)

by BearBunny February 22, 2023

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the specks of crap/poop left behind on the further back side of the toilet, near the underside of the toilet bowl, normally caused by improper wiping

"Michael left poop dandruff on the toilet because he wiped wrong."

by Alex Censored May 31, 2022

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You are Loshinsky poop

by Ytyy January 29, 2021

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An absolutely useless and pointless word used by people who are high on putayto

poop decay

by putayto July 10, 2020

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Morning breath that smells akin to cat poop. Typically occurs after a night of drinking, or nacho eating.

Girl: Good morning. Jeezy creezy, you have cat poop breath!
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.

by uvkorn7 November 19, 2010

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