Déjà-poops

When you go to a restaurant and order a dish you know will give you the shits but you do it anyway.

Hell yes I’m ordering the chicken Alfredo I don’t even care that it gives me the déjà-poops

by JonseyJ February 25, 2022

Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.

Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!

by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020

poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.

Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.

by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024

poop

some thing you fong in the toilet after you push really hard

Me: Come look at my poop.
Friend: ...

by Froogs September 26, 2020

Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.

I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.

by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016