Big Dick Rock

Its a rock with a big dick

Wow that rock has a bif=g dick its a Big DIck Rock

by ahhhhhhhhhhhh help me April 19, 2023

Rock a hoola

Someone or something that was once hot but is now deemed irrelevant and defunct. The origins of this term come from a place originally called lake delores water park in newberry springs.ca. in 1998 or 1999 it was rechristened as. The rock a hoola water park.and enjoyed a successful run until 2004 or2005 when a park employee was involved in an after hours waterslide accident. The. Park never fully recovered financially.and closed a few years later. It is now abandoned.

Man.that house band used to be hot. But now it's just rock a hoola!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

dumb as a box of rocks

See "dumb as a bag of rocks" ... my deceased dad used to use the term alot.

You're about as dumb as a box of rocks ... /duh!

by Hippy420Lover53 May 14, 2018

Rock ‘N’ Roll

You say you wanna set the night on fire
But there's just one thing
That you need to take you higher
1-2-3 let's go! Rock 'n' Roll...
It's Friday night we're gonna hit the lights
It's you and me, we're gonna Rock 'n' Roll, All night!
It's Saturday, and there's just no way we're gonna sit home
Alone, well oh no.
Let me take you one step higher!
Rock 'n' Roll is gonna set the night on fire.

Rock 'n' Roll is gonna set the night on fire.

Yeah.
We're the burning flames, too wild to tame,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna shock the world. All right.
In Hollywood, wake up the neighborhood,
All the boys and girls, they're gonna scream and shout, hey!
Let me take you one step higher!
Rock 'n' Roll is gonna set the night on fire.
Let me take you one step higher!
Rock ‘N’ Roll is gonna set the night on fire.
We're the baddest boys, making noise,
Break the chains, what do you say, Rock 'n' Roll...

by Death Menace June 13, 2023

Rock-Shocker

Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)

"Holy shit! The way you touched my asshole while rubbing my balls was such a rock-shocker!"

by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014

Dentist Rock

When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.

While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.

See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.

Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"

by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023

rock-alanche

synonym for "rock slide"

Savannah: "What if, right now, there was a rock-alanche?"
Matthew: "...avalanche? You mean, ROCK SLIDE?"

by iamawesome2891 March 29, 2011