A term I invented today for LinkedIn Influencers who like and comment on their own stuff to get traction, handing themselves a virtual "finger bang" or "tug tug", instead of waiting for the engagement pod they are in to rally together and do it for them..
Noticed Karen on LinkedIn today, partaking in a bit of Linkedfluencer Postasturbation to boost her posts by liking it herself, and talking to herself on it from another profile to boost engagement.
by Shields Recruits January 9, 2025
Get the Linkedfluencer Postasturbation mug.When a person posts shitpost or memes that use sexual references or straight up porn that is considered Simp Posting
by Fin Cann January 19, 2025
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Mail sent to an address by the government to ask for confirmation that the resident still lives there; if the resident does not respond, e.g., because s/he mistakes it for junk mail, the state uses non-response as its excuse to purge the voter from its rolls
The (in)accuracy of non-response to assess residency can be corroborated by comparing purged name-address pairs with recent USPS and Amazon shipments.
The (in)accuracy of non-response to assess residency can be corroborated by comparing purged name-address pairs with recent USPS and Amazon shipments.
I never returned that poisoned postcard, which explains why I had to fill out a provisional ballot. I wonder if it was counted.
by WhatwasIsaying February 15, 2025
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Get the D posting mug.The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
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Get the The Postman Rings Twice mug.N posting ( N : /ˈɛn/ ) ( posting : /ˈpoʊstɪŋ/ ) Defines the act of continuously typing the letter N on any platform to another party.
1. "I totally bombed Chiv Hitters's discord N posting and now mods r pissing they pants"
2. "The catastrophic events that followed the battle of Agincourt forced countrymen to N post on the Duke's
ramparts out of sheer desperation
2. "The catastrophic events that followed the battle of Agincourt forced countrymen to N post on the Duke's
ramparts out of sheer desperation
by Randall Laheysson May 9, 2025
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