shit the pool

to royally fuck up; to do something so messed up that fixing things is unforseeable

Sorry about the picture message of my dick that I sent to your Mom-it was supposed to go to your sister. I totally shit the pool on that one.

by dundunidun December 27, 2011

Shit move

A common action that has a negative affect in society. Can be broken down into sub categories: "dick move," "dumb move," or "douche move."

"Mike just hung up on me--what a fucking shit move."

"She's a total shit mover--she gets more excited about chocolate than about anything else."

by 2plus2 October 30, 2011

flip to shit

when one is in a urinal and must quickly turn and take a dump

a person grills their own poop to get high

Shannon, the Phantom Pooper, struck again when she flip to shit on Matt's toilet.

Maddi flip to shit on Lauren's grill for fun.

by Murfffdawg September 13, 2011

shoot the shit

To talk idley about nothing in particular

"Come on over and shoot the shit"

by Missy August 17, 2004

Pile of shit

1. A mound of fecal matter with emits an odor that is not pleasent.

2. A slang reference to an item or person which refers to the subject being unusable, of shoddy construction, unwanted, unreliable, or unacceptable in some fashion.

1. I just stepped in a huge pile of shit left by the mule.

2. Windows ME was a huge POS.

by k_semler October 6, 2008

Shit Bloke

A person who has performed poorly as a friend.

willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight

by nobbynub May 27, 2009

Shit Burn

This is what one may experiance after a eating spicy foods, mainley tacos and buritos.

Lets go to the bar Stan, sorry Ben but I just had the worst case of Shit Burns.

by kingMi May 28, 2009