Poop

The highest part of a pirate ship. Occasionally used for pooping on water.

Captain: Hey you, go to the poop please
Mememaster3383: Ok, captain. I am going to poop here.
Captain: Wait NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

by DefinitionMaster2026 July 13, 2025

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024

poop

the most delicious snack to ever exist.

i just ate poop

by poop6969696969 February 21, 2020

Poop

Big brown thing that comes out of your butt

My poop is coming!

by Yassqueenpoopismybutt March 8, 2020

Spikey Poop

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)

Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out

Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!

Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine

by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020

Booping the poop

to annoy someone so much that they can't help but poop out of sheer fury.

"You're really booping the poop out of me."

by Professor Pumpernickle November 10, 2014

Poop O'clock

The time in which you usually take a poop.

jon - "hey whats your poop o'clock?"
sam - "oh its usually between 23:00 and 0:00"
jon - "nice to know"

by maxnellson March 31, 2024