Bean

A fake friend. Aka snake or a plastic human being.

Nah you fake, been hangin round the beans

by JoeGreen November 26, 2018

Bean

Being a bean is not only a term used to describe someone being a dick or asshole, it's also a lifestyle. Being a bean means a lot of things, for example "Ronan" says that he is going to hang out with his friends but, he decides to be a BEAN and stay inside. Being a bean is something you don't want to be, as it makes you well, a bean. Bean can also be used in the sense of being "beany" where someone is acting like a bean making them beany.

Person 1: Are you coming gym after school?
Person 2: Nah bro I have to wait for the new Carti drop.
Person 1: Don't be a bean man!

by VRonUrban February 26, 2025

fokkin beans

B E A N S
A more interesting way of saying BEANS

Me and the bois at 2 am lookin for fokkin BEANS

by Fokkin B E A N S February 6, 2021

Beans n rice

A racist way to say mexicans and asians
(you are not innocent)

Beans n rice

by The immigrant February 16, 2019

Scandinavian Bean Flick

When one yeets any object, their body, their car, their fingers on the cusp of their lovers nether-regions, quickly in an s-shaped fashion.

Jeanette said she had never had an orgasm quite like the one Matthew gave her when he used his special “Scandinavian Bean Flick” method on her clitoris.

by Atadoff3991 December 15, 2021

jean the bean

Jean is a bean who loves himself too much and is darker than your moms soul. So dark that in the dead of the night.... when he is roaming the streets searching for food..... all you can see is the whites of his eyeballs.

Jean the bean scares me.

by Halesbales February 9, 2017

Sleep walkin bean giant

to take a amper and a downer simultaneously giving you a feeling of being a sleep walker and sometimes having an inflated head. I'm experiencing it rn.

Person 1: Oh my lawd look at that dude he's absolutely gone!

Person 2: yup hes a sleep walkin bean giant

by chance master747 August 28, 2021