John

The greatest person alive. Is funny and usually has brown hair. Is very outgoing and funny.

Me: John is the best :)
John: nah you are

by Perid0tIsBest October 28, 2020

John Paul

An annoying anime obsessed weeb.

JOHN PAUL YOU FUCKING WEEB.

by Applepp October 29, 2020

John Mercieca

Small peen ;/, veins, 6 pack and best friend zac niko <3

Look its the faglord, John Mercieca. What a fairy

by Noongarnator October 29, 2020

John Mason

ok

John Mason gay? ok, (in a car with 1 pretty best friend)

by Mrs. Sikora October 30, 2020

John Viney

A DILF - Sexy AF middle aged man with calf muscles crafted by god himself.

Oh he’s a John Viney with legs like that!

by Kid Lakota October 30, 2020

John&son pizza

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there

Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy

I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life

by Shira November 1, 2020