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John

The greatest person alive. Is funny and usually has brown hair. Is very outgoing and funny.
Me: John is the best :)
John: nah you are
by Perid0tIsBest October 28, 2020
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John Paul

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John Mercieca

Small peen ;/, veins, 6 pack and best friend zac niko <3
Look its the faglord, John Mercieca. What a fairy
by Noongarnator October 29, 2020
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John Mason

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John Mason gay? ok, (in a car with 1 pretty best friend)
by Mrs. Sikora October 30, 2020
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John Viney

A DILF - Sexy AF middle aged man with calf muscles crafted by god himself.
Oh he’s a John Viney with legs like that!
by Kid Lakota October 30, 2020
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John&son pizza

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there
Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.
by Fmadethis October 31, 2020
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John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy
I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life
by Shira November 1, 2020
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