i hate america

What Ariana Grande said after she licked a doughnut without paying for it.

Ariana Grande after licking the doughnut: What the fuck is that! I hate Americans! I hate America!

by HeavyMetalGuy360 June 11, 2016

I-phone, bitch

2 words who are used when trying to ridiculise someone who shows any music player other than another I-phone.

Jack: Haha! Look at my shiny new mp3!

Zac:(Shows i-phone) I-phone, bitch!

Jack: Dang I got owned.

by Mokx October 14, 2008

I forgor 💀

A now overused joke originating from a twitter user "forgoring" a question they had for Walmart. Popular amongst obnoxious Instagram accounts.

"Hey @Walmart I have a question"
"Hi there! How can we be of assistance?"
"I forgor 💀"

by Biggayballs123 July 16, 2021

I Don't Cur

A mispronounciation of "I don't Care," as spoken by P. Diddy's fuckboy Chopper on his show "Makin' Da Band."

"Chopper, I know you took it up the ass from Farnsworth Bentley," - Normal Person

"I don't cur," - Chopper

by Geoff L. August 31, 2005

I don't even.

A short way to say "I don't even know" while simultaneously shaking your head, laughing at how terribly retarded people can be.

Often used with responses to "...'The Fuck"

Bill: Mary told me she had sex with her brother.
Joe: ...............'The fuck.
Bill: I don't even.

by lolmart April 3, 2010

i predict a riot!

From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ipredictariot". Used often in kitchens when very busy to exclaim the manic nature of working in a resturant and kitchen. The reply is often yes mate or i predict a riot in an even more incomprehensible nature. Usually the quicker and faster you say it the better.

James: "fuck me, i predict a riot!"
Gary: "YES MATE!"
Kit: "IPREDICTARIOT!!!"
Mark:"skang ding"

by howser_uk September 14, 2006

i will murk you

A statement, which is used to describe a person (most commonly a friend) who is about to partake in an action of unpleasantry an annoyance. It pretty much means you wanna fight them.

Friend 1: "Dude, I'm gonna eat the last Ice Cream bar."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."

by NateDoggeh February 13, 2017