A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023
by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021
“Fuck all y’all”
“Good afternoon, censored, censored speaking - how may I help?”
“Yeah why hasn't my fuck all y'all arrived yet?”
“Good afternoon, censored, censored speaking - how may I help?”
“Yeah why hasn't my fuck all y'all arrived yet?”
by YeahItsStolen May 25, 2025
by Fuckallyallfr November 24, 2021
To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.
I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!
by Homer Formby May 18, 2019
Free of charge for all of the following
by JoshbigGaeWhoStealMyGirl June 16, 2019
No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 02, 2024