Jungle Tits

The nick name for a horrible step dad. Who throws things out of anger over stupid shit but still tries to kiss the ex wife he is divorcing from.

“Jason... jungle tits has his arm around my mom!! I hate him!!”

by Ichillwityobae June 20, 2018

Tarzan Tits

Prominent pectoral muscles on a man.

I work the fly machine at the gym because I want Tarzan tits like Vin Diesel’s.

by Mic Rofoon July 4, 2022

Tits on a bull

Useless

Armond R is like tits on a bull

by Gmeleez April 24, 2025

Virgin's Tits

An expression applicable to a wide variety of situations in place of any more vulgar or appropriate sayings. ( primarily as a noun )
Can also be used as an exclamation totally irrelevant to the following sentence.

Man, it's nipppin out! I'm colder than virgin's tits!!

My boss is being a tyrant; he's been making work harder than a virgin's tit lately!!

VIRGIN'S TITS I need to get laid!!

by Dave&SK July 7, 2011

cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy

look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

It’ll be tits

used to describe something awesome. The college boy version of “that’s sweet”.

“Come to the party later it’ll be tits”

by lilbai May 21, 2019

tit boner

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused

Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period

by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018