Tits in the sink

Coined by the UKs leading deer stalking expert.

A phrase used to describe tasks deemed to be hard work for the average man that just need doing and not complaining about.

For example dragging out Norfolk red deer shot with copper bullets and the associated larder duties.

Don’t think, get your tits in the sink and crack on

by guy_the_rev December 23, 2022

Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.

He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.

by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

Flap a tit

The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.

Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.

by Roganthebogan December 24, 2019

Beefy Tits

Andrews nipples

Look at those beefy tits

by Big boy leg warmers January 10, 2016

lop tit

A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.

I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.

by BostonAlan August 03, 2017

tits on fire

1) Fantastic. Awe inspiring. Exciting.

This party is tits on fire!

Fart rowdy!! That roller coaster was tits on fire!

by fart rowdy February 17, 2023