alexander lucio martinez diaz

alexander lucio martinez diaz is a caring but serious guy. He can also be very confusing because of his constant mood swings. He always knows how to lighten a mood with his funny jokes and sweet demeanor. Alex is full of love but he can also be kind of an asshole at times if you provoke him. Alex is a foodie. He would do anything for something to eat. He’s also a bit of a twink.

Guy 1: That guy is really confusing
Guy 2: Yeah, he must be an alexander lucio martinez diaz

by Kaitlyn Oliva November 11, 2019

The sneaky Martineau

While having sex with a woman doggy-style, you, as quickly as possible, sneak your pinky into her asshole. At the same time, you reach forward and bat your hand over her mouth so she makes Ojibwa Indian noises. Practice makes perfect, repeat every time until you get the desired effect which is making her yelp out of suprise and pain at your finger in her ass, then the covering and uncovering of her mouth will create a sound not unlike an Ojibwe Indian way cry

Last night I was drinking mad dog 20\20 and I have that big fry bread bitch the sneaky Martineau.

by Mr. MoFucknMartineau May 20, 2020

Mads and Martin

two boys that are gay and love eachoter and has sex everywhere

Omg bro I just saw a mads and martin

by gaydgaui May 27, 2020

Um Jammer Marty

A rhythm video game by Flipline Studios released on March 18, 2019.

Bruh, Um Jammer Marty is a piece of overrated crap.

by Pamy_Chan August 27, 2020

Jean and Martha

In a best friend relationship the dominant one can be called a Martha while the submissive one can be called a Jean.

tanvi and kyrah are so jean and martha

by Tanviandkyrah September 10, 2020

Soft-serve-Marte

A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.

Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."

by Reinys October 5, 2020

Jenny Beth Martin

Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.

I got shot by Jenny Beth Martin when I tried to kiss my boyfriend.

by BuckSuck February 7, 2021