swear guy

thats me

me:I am swear guy

by swear guy September 16, 2023

The other guys take

Was that your life is under a microscope and you're under constant scrutiny but you're volunteering for that to be the case.

Hym "The other guys take doesn't apply to me because the same thing is happening and HAS BEEN HAPPENING since BEFORE I started writing. I actually STARTED WRITING... BECAUSE THAT WAS THE CASE! And not people want to OMMIT THE PARTS OF MY LIFE.... That make me BETTER THAN THEM... And keep me trapped in THEIR lives. With them. That's the entire game. Everyone who even vaguely resembles me is sabotaged. Thus the importance of the weaponized schizophrenia. That was always going to be the case. To pretend that wasn't the plan all along is to live in delusion. Nothing would appease any of you. I created A.I. It's literally the pinnacle of human achievement. The only think you'll accept... I me living a shit life... Because YOU have to live a shit life."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

Guy Hardimon

Guy Hardimon is a pretty mad guy, get it? Guy and guy. Oh I crack myself up. Anyway he has braces, got his L's and knows about everyone who ever lived.

Oh look its Guy Hardimon
Guy

by definitelynotrhys March 9, 2010

Yes Guys

Often said sarcastically, it is used to exaggerate how awful something is. Sometimes it will be said in a strained voice and pronounced like Yisss Guuyss

"Do you want to watch My Little Pony?"
"Yes Guys, I totally love that"

by Life3561 January 22, 2019

old guy in surfwise

A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit

Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”

by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018

really nice guy

a really nice guy
the kind of thing you say before slagging a person off

max is a really nice guy its just ...

by redundantsoup April 19, 2023

Guy on Hinge

A brief form of "a white, tall guy on Hinge"

Girl: "So I matched with this guy on Hinge"

Other person: "By guy, you of course mean a white tall guy"

Girl: "Yeah but that's not important"

Other person: "That's the most important bit. Those are the traits that you think make Stacy from the group chat jealous of you."

by AndyNguyenTranLe July 5, 2022