Lumpy Fart

When you shit yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020

lama fart

When a fat dude decides to cup one in the middle of class.

"Dude!, why did you have to rip a lama fart!"

by Nathan Doty April 18, 2008

productivity fart

random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person

I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...

by herbal t March 12, 2011

suicide fart

Self inflicted flatulence that smells so bad, you don't like it.

I ate Taco Bell, and then at home, I did a suicide fart that made me puke!

by TehEndieMC August 4, 2015

Snead Fart

A person that smells like a stinky fart. A fart that stinks really bad like a skunk.

He is a real snead fart. Man did you just pass a snead fart?

by Sarah joshypoo September 10, 2011

fart fort

When two or more people place their butt cheeks up against one another and let loose a mass of gas.

John wanted to get kinky so he told Janice to d o a fart fort with him.

by Trident of Treason December 16, 2018

ass fuck fart

when a girl or a guy gets fucked hard in the ass and has copious amounts of cum sprayed in the ass. Then after they fart and massive amounts of cum and shit balls splatters out of the asshole

i had the biggest ass fuck fart this morning form gettting fucked in the ass last night

by ass fucker as April 3, 2010