Ring King

Ring King is short for Cock Ring King. Outsiders might be mistaken and think if you’re called this it’s because you’re the king of UFC fighters, but insiders know it’s because someone gave you a cock ring and you mistook it for a hand grip and now people will never let you live it down by deeming you the Ring King.

Diego: “Hey! What’s up, Ring King? What does this remind you of? *does circle shape with fingers* I’m in your head! You’ll never look at a donut the same.”

Ring King: “Please stop.”

by Visible Absorber October 21, 2023

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Pulling a King

Doing so well, everyone knows you rule.

Wow, that bald guy is a good ship clerk, he is pulling a King.

by King1988 May 31, 2021

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King of Pranks

Yorgcast "King of Pranks" Meister was an internet celebrity known for his outrageous and over the top prank videos. Some examples of these pranks are "Giving a door-dash driver no tips" or "Telling the doordash driver i didnt order McDonalds (when i clearly did)". Sadly, Yorgcast was shot dead in broad daylight in late December of 2024 after a prankee thought his mom was hit by Yorgcast. His final words were "Call thombody, call- please. Bear gotta go call someone. Call thomebody" before he passed away in front of a video of donuts. "i cant fudging believe this"- statement from Yorgcast's younger sibling, "King of Reviews"

"Whats up everybody, King of Pranks here. We got a funny one."

by V1LA July 27, 2025

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Gratton Kings

A clique made up of a norteno dropout family defending the name of the infamous nuestra familia dropout(Robert Gratton) which his grandchildren such as Lil Deezy aka Isaiah Gratton and LilJr aka Johnny Reyna pushing on the legacy of being PC never going on mainline

“Did you just see Lil Deezy from Gratton kings get beat up and smacked infront of his mom”

by Matthew105OAK January 25, 2024

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