penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex

I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable

by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022

Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021

Rotten Water

A severe version of stagnant water.

"Gamers who play a single game for so long people who play World Of Warcraft are stagnant water."

It's like AsmonBald has played for so long he knows everything and can predict everything in WoW.
AsmonBald is rotten water.

by Rotten Water March 23, 2023

Hot Dog Water

Another word for semen or cum consumed after giving a blow job

"All I've had to eat today was hot dog water"
Hey at least is protein

by Shaynaivxx February 6, 2022

Shum the waters

To shit and cum into a water bottle or cup

"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"

by TheGodofJazzCabbage September 5, 2019

Water

H2O

Hey can I have some water

by I don't know what I'm doing December 5, 2017

water heater

So basically a water heater is anyone that is not the brightest, or in other words is non-intelligent or retarded.

Stacy: You wouldn't believe how much of a water heater joey was being

Georgia: I can believe it, he's always being a water heater

by Jordenisjesus April 3, 2017