National N-word Day

Every single white person gets the n-word pass for free.

White guy: what up my nigga
Black guy: what did you say
White guy: dude it’s January 6, national n-word day

by whitecreamydude January 6, 2021

National Kiss your crush day

Kiss your crush on the cheek or lips hopefully he will like you!!!! October 24th

Bestie:you know today's national kiss your crush day.

Girl:should I kiss him

Bestie:yes

Girl: Hey umm so you know how I like you?

Crush: mmhm

Girl:😙

Crush:💖😍 date me??

by darkroad💉 October 18, 2019

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.

Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

by IRFNBR October 21, 2021

national kick tall people day

on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*

by petalstarlight October 21, 2020

National Beat Your Meat Day

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!

National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019

National Ask Someone Out Day

On April 15th 2018, go up to someone you like, or someone that is cute/handsome, and ask them out. This isn’t a game jus ask them.

“Hey Daniel, since it’s National Ask Someone Out Day go ask that hottie out.”

by JessicaMyers678 May 25, 2018

National Give A Girl A Hoodie Day

October 25th is National Give a Girl a Hoodie Day. Find a girl and give them your hoodie!

Guy: Its National Give A Girl A Hoodie Day!
Girl: My favorite holiday!

by LaxBro01 October 24, 2019